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St. Christopher's Beach in Goderich is not yet clothing optional despite the recent efforts of one free-spirited Waterloo man.
Huron County OPP arrested the 28-year-old after he took a naked plunge into Lake Huron early Monday night, then a short time later was found drunk behind the wheel of his car in a nearby restaurant parking lot.
Witnesses reported that the man exited his Fiat sports car near the beach, stripped off his clothes and went for a short swim. After exiting the water he walked around the beach area before returning to his vehicle.
Minutes later officers were able to locate the vehicle parked at a restaurant on Bayfield Road with the man in the driver’s seat wearing a shirt and his underwear. He was arrested for committing an indecent act, and when officers detected the smell of alcohol he was given a roadside screening test, which he failed.
He was then also placed under arrest for impaired driving and subsequently registered over the legal limit in two more breath tests at the Exeter OPP detachment.
He was released from custody with a court appearance scheduled for July 4 at Ontario Court of Justice in Goderich. He also received an automatic 90-day driver’s licence suspension and his vehicle was impounded for seven days.*
St. Christopher's Beach in Goderich is not yet clothing optional despite the recent efforts of one free-spirited Waterloo man.
Huron County OPP arrested the 28-year-old after he took a naked plunge into Lake Huron early Monday night, then a short time later was found drunk behind the wheel of his car in a nearby restaurant parking lot.
Witnesses reported that the man exited his Fiat sports car near the beach, stripped off his clothes and went for a short swim. After exiting the water he walked around the beach area before returning to his vehicle.
Minutes later officers were able to locate the vehicle parked at a restaurant on Bayfield Road with the man in the driver’s seat wearing a shirt and his underwear. He was arrested for committing an indecent act, and when officers detected the smell of alcohol he was given a roadside screening test, which he failed.
He was then also placed under arrest for impaired driving and subsequently registered over the legal limit in two more breath tests at the Exeter OPP detachment.
He was released from custody with a court appearance scheduled for July 4 at Ontario Court of Justice in Goderich. He also received an automatic 90-day driver’s licence suspension and his vehicle was impounded for seven days.*
