I picked up this little Vespa to get around town...

Black-Tooth

Black-Tooth

Tony Natoli


As everyone knows, LA traffic is a bitch and this little guy not only scoots between lanes and gets 60 miles per gallon, but can clear away any obstacle it comes across with the factory mounted Bazooka. It carries 4 rounds with one in the chamber... which should be sufficient for the early morning commute. Spare rounds could be kept at your office for the drive home...
 
Better than a Bazooka

That appears to be a 3" recoilless rifle that used modified artillery shells. Bazookas were more like 2.5" and fired rockets. Why go boom when you can go BOOM!!!!??? :)
 
Attention Getter

Imagine looking into your rear view mirror and seeing that close in on you! Especially if you wear a Kaiser Wilhelm Helmet...:laugh:

 
bazzoka vespa

all you guys kill me.
where do you find this stuff???
how about a couple of Gatling guns on the front of an x???
of course you can't mount them on the targa (too hard to take the roof off) and you will need room to lean over them to stow the top.....so how about under the headlights.:dance2:
mikemo
 
Mike,

Not if they're the gatling guns from an A-10 Warthog!!! They developed the gun first then designed an aircraft that was able to carry that oversized pea shooter.

Mike
 
Due to the light weight of the Vespa, you need recoiless rockets...

Otherwise... if yur lucky... you just go backwards!

HA!
 
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